Every fucking year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
withforeverloveecarol: Oh yes ask away ~
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: *Laughs hysterically, make pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset.*
I get it, I'm not that important to you.
christianmingle: hot people who used to be ugly are the best kind of hot people
glamydia: if i was an olympic gymnast i would just flip around everywhere all day like i wouldnt stop like oh can you pass the salt no but i can do 7 backflips in a row holding the salt and then twist into a cartwheel to hand you it
me: *does weird things when home alone*
me: I bet there's hidden cameras
When someone I dont know says hi to me Im like:
sodamnrelatable: But after Im like: via sodamnrelatable
☵☵☵: I hate when I am dating someone or like have... →
I hate when I am dating someone or like have a boyfriend, how ever you wanna word it, and someone says “wow you’re boyfriend is ugly.” I find it so fucking rude because I will think any future boyfriend of mine is cute/hot/handsome/good looking. And frankly I am glad you don’t think my boyfriend…
me: you are so fucking annoying can you please CONTROL YOURSELF